I’m a Backseat Bettie!

Oh, yeah!  You know, a girl who spends as much time in the kitchen as I do needs to do a bit more exercise-wise than run up and down stairs at work, get off the subway a few stops early and walk home, Bikram yoga or swim twice a week.  So, what’s a former roller-derby-girl-from-ye-olde-banked-track-days-who-can-no-longer-skate-because-her-employer-would-kill-her-if-she-was-too-injured-to-come-into-work-and-if-she-did-and-was-covered-with-road-rash-and-bruises-would-alarm-our-high-paying-clients to do?  Um, hmmm.  That’s right.  Audition to be a member of the world-renowned, hot and awesome Gotham Girls Roller Derby Jeerleaders!  And, atop of this honor, I also *finally* get to live my life-long dream of channeling Bettie Page (via a rather lovely hairpiece), dance in public with reckless abandon AND hang out with some freakin’ awesome women.  Oh, and wear short skirts.  Yeah!

Gotham Girls Roller Derby Jeerleaders


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