Archive for Randomness

“Talk to the Hand” Is Dead.

Thanks to this man.

Hero to Mycologists and Mathematicians Alike...

Hero to Mycologists and Mathematicians Everywhere

Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your half-baked axioms and Golden Chanterelle frittatas for a toast.  A toast to Mr. Grigory Perelman of St. Petersburg, Russia, THE MAN who found the solution to Henri Poincaré’s theorem known as “Poincaré’s Conjecture”, THE MYTH who quit researching as a member of the international mathematics community in disgust four years ago, is jobless, allegedly owns a cockroach-ridden flat but lives with his mother and sister and has refused the Clay Mathematics Institute’s $1,000,000 prize for his findings, and, THE LEGEND who refused a journalist’s mobile phone request for a statement by declaring:

“You are disturbing me. I am picking mushrooms.”

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Hasta la Vista (Well, Until March 22nd)…

I will be in Argentina for a spell, but look forward to collecting as many photos of oddities for our collective mocking as possible.

Joey Chestnut, Have I Got a Treat for You…

Not since last year’s The Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill exhibit…          


  …have I seen a hot dog quite so equally whimsical and terrifying.   

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Dear Mr. Wes Anderson…

Hi from Brooklyn!  So, this is a little awkward, but were you filming on the Queens-bound V train this morning between 34th and Fifth Avenue?  If you weren’t, would you care to explain the following?  Exhibit A:  40’ish male wearing a purple faux fur coat with a live parrot atop left shoulder.  Exhibit B:  Presumably homeless, train-dwelling man wearing a kilt asleep beside a Food City grocery cart overflowing with collected plastic flowers.  Exhibit C:  A group of 15 year-old Read the rest of this entry »

I Think I Figured Out Why Our Bathroom Sink Is Always Clogged…

I’m a Backseat Bettie!

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